December: Dalton trips and hits eye on windowsill = one inch cut down to the bone that is glued shut.
March: Davis backs into a corner of the kitchen countertop and punctures his head = one inch cut that gets 2 staples.
June: Cassidy says Davis pushed her into the wall = one inch cut that gets 2 staples.
Do you see a trend here? Every three months, someone in this household will be visiting the ER! It's a fun game we play. I wonder who's next? Kids, I think it is time to stop with the boo-boo's or mommy will be getting a visit from Child Protective Services! Seriously!

1 comment:
Does the ER staff say "Oh hi Mrs. Collier, how have you been?" ... or if they ask if you have frequent flyer miles.
Poor Cassidy ... she wears the bandage well.
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